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'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."
Tags:art, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, painting, paintings, still-life, still life, still-lifes, still lifes, label, labels, food, quail, cilantro, fennel, confit, dish, dishes, meal, meals, restaurant, restaurants, cooking, food as art, artistic, beautiful dishes, beautiful meal, beautiful dish, beautiful meals, food art, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, modern life, eating out, dining out
"You're not getting enough proteins."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, still life, still lifes, fruit, fruit bowl, fruit bowls, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, nutrition, nutrient, nutrients, protein, diet, dietary habits, healthy diet, eating healthy, unhealthy, fitness, deficiency, deficiencies
'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'
"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."
A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
Wait, is this a still life or are we on a date?
"Send in more green, Mrs Philbin."
"Yes, I have seen your ball."
Tags:artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, modern, modern art, modern life, culture, cultures, cultured, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, landscape, landscape painter, landscape painting, still life, still-life, accident, accidental, destruction, ball, sport, sports, clash, clashed, throw, break, broken, rip, ripped, tear, torn
"How about a little something for a bowl of fruit?"
"The only person who is going to be able to make any sense of this trial is the sketch artist."
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Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!
"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."
Tags:3d printer, 3d printers, 3-d printer, 3-d printers, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, slacker, slackers, slacking, binge, binges, bingeing, binging, watching tv, still life, motionless, husband, husbands, guessing game, guessing games, guess, guesses, lifelike, statue, statues, mannequin, mannequins, mannequin challenge
Tags:still life, play on words, word play, word-play, painting, paint, painted, painter, painters, movie, movies, hollywood, director, direction, directors, set, film set, film, films, action, gallery, galleries, still, life, camera, cameraman, stupid, stupidity, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, art, arts, artist, artistic, arts and culture, culture, cultured, media, mixed media, freeze frame, heh, freeze-frame
"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."
Tags:art, artists, artist, art gallery, art galleries, painting, paintings, drawings, paint, painter, painters, paul cezanne, cezanne, post impressionism, post impressionist, post impressionists, french, french artist, french artists, french art, impressionism, romanticism, modern art, cubism, art museum, art museums, art show, art shows, art enthusiasts, art enthusiast, artwork, works of art, work of art, landscape, landscapes, still life, art critic, art critics, understanding art, admiring art, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, serious, self-serious, self-seriousness, pretentious, pretentiousness
Redneck "Still" Life...
Preparing to paint an un-still life.
An artist hides from museum security
'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'
'No saucer again! What do they take me for - a mug?'
STILL LIVES - 'I never know if I'm coming or going with you!'
'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'
STILL LIVES - 'Only eight o'clock on a Friday night and I'm steaming already!'
STILL LIVES - Apple half: 'Hi, I'd like you to meet the other half...'
'Phew! I've cooled down a bit now, but for a while there it felt like everything was boiling up inside me and I might just crack under the strain!'