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"I'm not from here."
"Greedy, meet needy."
Tags:introduce, introduction, introductions, panhandler, panhandling, panhandlers, beg, beggar, beggars, begging, donate, donation, donations, charity, giving, needy, rich people, rich, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, poor people, homeless, homelessness, food bank, food banks, soup kitchen, soup kitchens, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, charity shop, charity shops, party, parties, greed, greedy, stingy
"You're embarassed that you complained about my fee. Now we're making progress."
Tags:cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, frugal, stingy, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, embarrassed, embarrassing, tightwad, tightwads
"Did you hear, dear? They finally put an end to welfare as we know it."
Tags:wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, rich person, rich men, rich man, wealthy man, wealthy men, wealthy people, wealthy person, welfare, food stamps, financial assistance, republican, republicans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, pretentious, snob, snobs, stingy, cheap, cheapskate, selfish
"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."
Tags:tv, tvs, flat-screen tv, flat-screen television, flat-screen tvs, flat-screen televisions, new technology, old techonology, technological advancement, technological advancements, old model, outdated, old, obsolete, made obsolete, obsolete technology, stingy, penny-pincher, penny-pinching, frugal, mean, luddite, luddites, pub, pubs, bar, bars
Avoiding Dental Expenses
Tags:toothache, toothaches, dental expenses, dentist, dentists, cheapskate, cheapskates, skinflint, skinflints, irresponsible, irresponsibility, stingy, stingy, horse, horses, medieval, medieval times, dental work, pulling out a tooth, rotten tooth, rotten teeth, bad tooth, bad teeth, extraction, extractions
"I got it this far - don't stop me now."
Tags:you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers
"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
"Happy birthday, Judy. And for all the other employees born in October, November, December or any of the other months, happy birthday to you, too."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, happy birthdays, employee, employees, employer, employers, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, birthday cake, birthday cakes, office job, office jobs, office politics, boss, bosses, manager, stingy, stingyness, stinginess, penny pincher, penny pinchers, penny-pincher, penny-pinchers
To avoid wasteful faxes, Jim required all employees to fill out Fax Request Forms...
"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, homeless, homelessness, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, feed the homeless, charity shop, charity shops, charity, charities, donate, donation, donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandled, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, spare some change, bum, bums, poor, poverty, habit, habits, habitual, random acts of kindness, stingy, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."
Tags:panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, give, gives, giving, donate, donates, donation, donations, beggar, beggars, egging, indifferent, indifference, uncaring, care, cares, caring, giving, spirit of giving, charity, charitable, trickle-down, trick-downs, trickle-down economics, stingy, stinginess
'Are you sure that's all you have to say?'
"Does this come in anything cheap?"
Tags:shop, shopping, shoppers, shopper, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, consumerism, consumer, consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, clothing shop, clothing shops, fashions, trend, trends, cheap skate, cheap skates, stingy, stinginess, poor, inexpensive, cheaper alternative, frugal, frugality, miser, miserly, astute, thrifty, thriftiness
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
Tags:wage, wages, scarecrow, scarecrows, stingy, greedy, miserly, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, collect, collects, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, debt collection, iou, i.o.u., advance, advances, makeshift, pay up, pays up, paying up, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, corporate farm, corporate farms, corporate farmer, exploit, exploits, exploitation, worker, workers, wage, wages, front, fronts, fronting, paycheck, paychecks
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
Tags:waste, wastes, wasting, wasted, allowance, allowances, pocket money, waste money, wastes money, wasting money, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, teenager, teenage son, teenage sons, adolescent, adolescence, waste, wastes, cliche, cliches, wisdom, words of wisdom, spending choice, spending choices, big spender, big spenders, stingy, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, raise, raises, refuse, refuses, refusing, teenage boy, teenage boys
"So this is your hour of need, Cosgrove. Are you also going to take a lunch hour?"
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
Tags:scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, dickens, charles dickens, alternative dickens, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, write-off, write-offs, written off, greed, greedy, greediness, accountant, accountants, accounting, personal accountant, personal accountants, christmas carol, christmas, miser, misers, miserly, stingy
"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, fail, fails, failure, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pay back, return, money, cheap, frugal, stingy, cheapskate, cheapskates
"Suddenly, around January 15th, people become very tight fisted."
"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"
Tags:travel, travelling, holiday, holidays, dream holiday, dream holidays, putting it off, in the hopper, delay, delaying, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, relationship troubles, relationship problems, arguing, argue, argument, arguments, common arguments, stereotypical argumentments, tight with money, mean, stingy
"May I have the ring back?"
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, proposal, proposals, proposing, wedding ring, wedding rings, engagement, engagements, engagement ring, engagements rings, stingy, skinflint, skinflints, second thoughts, regret, regrets, regretting, unfaithfulness, let down, let-downs, let downs, let-down, divorce, divorces, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Hey! I thought we agreed to keep them under 20 bucks!"
"Paper or plastic?"
Tags:insensitive, insensitivity, saving money, saver, savers, stingy, stinginess, skinflint, skinflints, penny pincher, penny pinchers, cheapskate, cheapskates, cremation, cremations, optional extra, optional extras, cut corners, cutting corners, burial, burials, crematory service, crematory services, dark humour, black humour