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"Mind if I smoke?"
If Dogs Made Perfume
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'What's that smell?' 'Well, it's either fertilizer, a factory, or your father.'
"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."
Tags:raw sewage, drain, drains, draining, drain off, drains off, draining off, beach, beaches, sewer, sewers, desert, deserts, deserted, deserted beach, deserted beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, isolated, isolation, beach holiday, beach holidays, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, summer, summers, tranquil, tranquility, smell, smells, stink, stinks, stinking
Tags:farts, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs
"A cheese like that can take a powerful lot of killin', mister."
"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing, france, french, french stereotype, french stereotypes, personal hygiene, hygiene, hygiene issue, hygiene issues, clean, cleans, cleanliness, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, movie, movies, film, films, date, dates, date night, date nights, go out, goes out, going out, smell, smells, smelly, body odor, body odour, stench, stenches, stink, stinks, stinky, foreign film, foreign films
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
Tags:fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centred
Rodin's 'The Stinker'.
"You smell like a chimney."
"Do you smell something?"
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, footwear, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, the old woman who lived in a shoe, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, architecture, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, smell, smelly, smelly shoes, smelly feet, odor, odors, odour, odours, foot odor, foot odour, stink, stinks, stinky, bad smell, bad smells, bad odor, bad odors, bad odour, bad odours, problem, problems, real estate, property, properties
"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"
"New around here?"
"Is that odorless? No wonder you don't stink that badly."
The Sphinx and the Stinx
'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
Tags:skunk, skunks, stink, stinks, bad smell, bad smells, smelly, pin the tail on the donkey, party game, party games, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, donkey, donkeys, stinkbomb, stinkbombs, stink bomb, stink bombs, fumigate, fumigates, fumigating, fumigation, smelly, awful smell, awful smells
"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, flower, flowers, flower bed, flower beds, complaint, complaints, complaining, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, marigold, marigolds, rose, roses, caladium, caladiums, stink, stinks, stinking, st. patrick's day, saint patrick's day, property value, property values, toad, toads, real estate, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, planning committee, planning committees
"Do you smell what I smell?
'I stink, therefore I am.'
'Limburger, I need you to start stinking outside the box.'
I Stink Therefore I Am...
"Why don't you use your litter box?"
'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'