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'Due to cutbacks we've had to accept a sponsor for your stitches.'
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
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"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
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'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
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A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Tags:cone, cones, scratch, scratches, scratching, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, compulsion, compulsions, resist, resists, resisting, stitches, solidarity, dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, compulsive behaviour, compulsive behaviours, dog owner, dog owners, too much coffee man
Medical Self Help
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
'You'll be in stitches after the surgery, so it will only hurt when you laugh.'
Sewing Machines in Surgery
"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"
'Why do we have to see the doctor? Why couldn't Grandma sew me up?'
"Geez Louise- I left the price tag on."
'Hey, Audrey! Give me a hand with this darned tape, would ya?'
'I read that lowering the head helps prevent shock in surgical patients.'
'I think I might need stitches.'
"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."
A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.
Man sees dollar sign on belly: 'Nice stitches, Doc.'
"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"
"You don't think his stitches are TOO tight,do you?"
Surgeon using a sewing kit.
'Dr. Gormley will remove your stitches as soon as you pay your bill.'
'You'll have to jog on without me - I've got a bad stitch.'
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