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'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'
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Sewing Machines in Surgery
'Hey, Audrey! Give me a hand with this darned tape, would ya?'
Surgeon using a sewing kit.
'Dr. Gormley will remove your stitches as soon as you pay your bill.'
"I can't talk about what I did during the summer because I don't want to rat on those here who were also involved."
"And fits perfectly round the middle."
Needle work for beginners.
Man having trousers mended
Surgeon using brown tape to close up a wound.
May the road rise up to meet you . . .
Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'
'£40 for three stiches! I'm glad you're not my tailor.'
'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'
Surgeon sewing tips.
'Have you finished mending my coat!'
'There will be a little higher charge for double stitching.'
"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."
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