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'Good day in the market?'
"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"
'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."
"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."
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'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'
"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."
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"Let's just hope they're not stock brokers."
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'We did bounce around for a while, but as you can see, we're now back on course.'
'Consider yourself lucky, Eddie. 'Break-even' is the new 'win-win'.'
"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"
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Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
"Today the Dow Jones plummeted when Alan Greenspan opened his mouth but recovered when it was revealed he was yawning."
"Right now all my money is in poker."
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The Ground Floor
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"No, Our stock is doing fine. It's me that's declining."
'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'
'Edwin has started 'tebowing' after good days on the stock market.'
Bull and bear in boxing ring.
'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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