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Bull Riding on the Stock Market
Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
"Right now all my money is in poker."
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'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'
Bull and bear in boxing ring.
'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'
'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'
"Sorry, I thought you said sock exchange, not Stock exchange."
'The market is showing jitters today...'
'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'
'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'
"This stock market situation - what are the military options?"
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New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.
Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.
'Don't worry, if your stocks should drop suddenly, we have a standby trauma team.'
'I've got a great system. I just pick the same stocks Ed does.'
'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'
Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down
'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'
'Think of it this way, without the help of a professional, it could have taken you twice as long to go broke.'
'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'
'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'
'Stocks edged higher on news that predictions of armageddon are premature...'
Stock market books.