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"Sounds good. We'll just have to run it by the Hawaiian Shirts."
"Can we actually tax stockholders?"
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."
Annual Stockholders Convention
Stockholders at the gate.
'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'
'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'
'Before we get started, I would like to thank our stockholder for coming tonight...'
'We'll tell the stockholders that consistancy is the hallmark of the corporation.'
'The end is not near - so don't be in a hurry to dump your stocks.'
Apex stock holders meeting.
'Leo, someday you'll thank me for your under-performing stocks, since money can't buy happiness.'
'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'
'That concludes my prepared remarks. I will now answer questions on everything except my salary and perks.'
'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'
'And this year we had an excess deficit gain...'
'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'
You wouldn't need to do much. Just show up at the occasional Stockholders Meeting.
"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."