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"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
Wall Street Down
Tags:wall street, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, the recession, recessions, double-dip recession, double dip recession, stock exchange, stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, shares, share, failing, failure, stats, statistics, occupy wall street, drain, drains, down the drain, failure, breakdown, breakdowns, collapse, collapses, decline, declines
"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
Tags:business, building, jumper, jumpers, suicide, suicides, stock market, stock market crash, stockbroker, stockbrokers, market crash, market crashes, ledge, ledges, out on the ledge, polite, manners, good manners, deference, deferential, courteous, businessman, businessmen, greeting, greetings, formal, formality, formalities, pleasantry, pleasantries, mankoff
Watching the decline
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stock market, stocks, stock, crash, stock market crash, decline, investment, investments, investment banking, investment banker, investment bankers, graph, graphs, chart, charts, finance, finances, financial
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
Tags:money, finances, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, bad investment, bad investments, economy, financial crisis, crash, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, plush toy, plush toys, financial troubles, the 90's, the nineties, losing it all, losing everything, money troubles
"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."
Tags:recession, the recession, financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, stock market crash, the stock market crash, aquarium, aquariums, tropical fish, rare tropical fish, fish shop, pet, pets, pet fish, essential, essentials, optimistic, optimism, false hopes, fighting fish, false hope
"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."
Tags:banker, bankers, banking, stock market, stock markets, stocks and shares, stock market crash, financial crash, economic crash, recession, banking crisis, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, incompetent, incompetence, reward, rewards, bonus, bonuses, bankers bonuses, big bonus, big bonuses, banking panic, banking panics, bank run, bank runs
"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
Tags:dow jones, djia, market, markets, market correction, market correction, crash, stock market crash, stock market crashes, blip, blips, wall street, day trader, day traders, day trading, financial news, finances, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, news anchor, news anchors, stocks and bonds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers
'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Tags:business, commerce, economy, recover, recovering, recovers, recovery, recoveries, always, constantly, recession, recessions, financial crisis, stock market crash, depression, depressions, financial problems, financial issues, economic downturn, economic troubles, deflation, inflation, unemployment, employment, money, finances, financial sector, wall street, stagnation, news, newspaper, newspapers, modern life, politics, government, governments, economic policy, economic policies, politician, politicians, optimism, pessimism
'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'
"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, business community, shockwave, shockwaves, shock wave, shock waves, imagination, imaginary, figment of imagination, economy, economics, financial crisis, recession, recessions, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stock market, stock markets, wall street, scandal, scandals, corruption, fraud, corporate, bankruptcy, insolvency, money, finances
Tags:banker, bankers, banking, recession, the recession, recessions, economic crash, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, double dip recession, banking crisis, doom, doomsayer, the apocalypse, the end of days, doomsday, politician, politicians, sandwich board, sandwich boards, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, hierarchy, hierarchies, pretension, pretentious, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited, big head, big headed
"I lost a fortune in the market but I thought I had my health."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, at least we have our health, mistake, mistakes, unhealthy, unexpected death, unexpected deaths, sudden death, sudden deaths, trader, traders, investor, investors, investment banker, investment bankers, the stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stocks and shares, stock market crash, angel, angels, expression, expressions, saying, sayings
'The market is showing jitters today...'
'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'
'Don't worry, if your stocks should drop suddenly, we have a standby trauma team.'
In case of emergency break glass.
'I've got a great system. I just pick the same stocks Ed does.'
"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
Tags:childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, grow up, growing up, loss, losses, making a loss, making losses, office worker, office workers, manhood, becoming a man, money, monetary, stocks and shares, stock market crash, crash, crashes, economic crash, financial crash, financial crisis, debt, in debt, pocket money, child, kid, kids, childhood, bible, bible quote, bible quotes, corinthians, christian, christians, christianity, the bible, recession
Stock Market Unplugged.
Space Junk Bonds
Tags:junk bond, junk bonds, bond, bonds, space junk, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, space, stock market crash, takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, high risk, high yield, security, raise capital, raising capital, fixed income investment, fixed income investments, investor, investors, investing, space debris
'Think of it this way, without the help of a professional, it could have taken you twice as long to go broke.'