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"This report to the shareholders….Which is the misinformation and which is the disinformation."
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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"We're negotiating with his agent to get Emmanuel Lewis to host our stockholder's meeting."
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"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"
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"I can assure you, madam, that our commitment to transparency will never inhibit our willingness to kick ass."
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"Sounds good. We'll just have to run it by the Hawaiian Shirts."
"That concludes my prepared remarks. I will now evade your questions."
"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."
"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."
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Welcome Stockholders: The Lynching
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'Whose idea was it that we give our investors full disclosure?'
"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."
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'Look humble, Jenkins. The arrogant look is okay in the office, but these are investors.'
"As we run down the figures, Mr. Fell will do the play-by-play, I will do the running commentary, and Mr. Russell will provide the color."
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"Well, I was outvoted by the stockholders today by eight thousand six hundred and twenty-seven to one."
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'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'
"Until the numbers improve I'm suspending the group hug.''
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"Can we actually tax stockholders?"
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'Now, the forecast for the next quarter... the fortune cookie please.'
'How do I know the 5 out of 6 doctors who recommend that drug aren't stockholders in the drug company?'
"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."
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'But hey, it's only money.'
'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'
'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'