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"It's not that your father is a cold person, Stephanie, but merely one who stockpiles his affections against the day when they may be needed."
"I tell you there isn't going to be any insurrection."
"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
squirrel collecting acorns for winter
"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'
'My wife's oil reserves.'
'We're all stockpiling. When my hummingbirds flew south, they were packing coolers.'
'This is where we stockpile lawyers, in case of a paper war.'
'Alien waiting to fill up lots of bottles from a drinking fountain.'
'In the event of a new Gulf War, Letterman and Leno agreed to reduce their arsenal of middle eastern jokes and stockpile them for possible use later...'