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'And here's Ted with his, always accurate, post-market predictions.'
'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'
'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
'Good day in the market?'
"Stock options for your thoughts."
"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"You missed a belt loop."
'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.
Tags:bull market, bull markets, bull, bulls, bear, bears, bear market, bear markets, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, upswing, economic, economics, turnaround, turnarounds, good economy, good economies, economic turnaround, healthy economy, healthy economies, stock market, stock markets, dow jones, djia
"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, market, markets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, investor, investors, investing, business, businessman, businessmen, investment, investments, bear market, luck, lucky, stock, stocks, trading, money, finances
"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."
Tags:grieve, grieving, grief, stock market, stocks, businessmen, businessman, glass is half full, optimistic, optimism, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
The Return of Guarded Optimism
Tags:stock market, stock markets, optimism, optimistic, stock, stocks, investor, investors, investment, investments, confidence, market confidence, guarded optimism, cagey, caginess, worry, worries, worrying, bull market, bull markets, shaky, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties
"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
Tags:phrase, phrases, famous phrase, famous phrases, bear, bears, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you, stock market, stock markets, bear market, bear markets, investor, investors, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, bad day, bad days, bad investment, bad investments, investment advice
'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Tags:magic bean, magic beans, revenue, revenues, jack and the beanstalk, value, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, investment, investments, financial, financials, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman, confidence trick, con, cons, scam, scams
"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"
"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
Tags:three little pigs, children's story, children's stories, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stocks, diversified, market dip, market dips, recession, recessions, childrens story, childrens stories, savings, savings account, savings accounts, bonds, stocks and bonds, retirement savings, fable, fables
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted."
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
Tags:chart, charts, graph, graphs, business meeting, business meetings, business presentation, business presentations, uptick, upticks, the nineties, boom time, boom times, market growth, market analysis, nostalgia, golden oldie, golden oldies, recession, recessions, market evaluation, market valuation, stock, stocks, stock market, radio station, radio stations, disk jockey, disk jockeys
'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'