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"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
Tags:stock market, the bull, the bear, the ant, and the grasshopper, fables, money, savings, fun, business, economy, fable, investment advice, advice, financial advisor, aesop, aesop's fables, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, investor, investors, instant gratification, savings, save up, saves up, saving up
"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."
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The Tooth Accountant
Tags:tooth fairy, tooth fairies, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, bitcoin, bitcoins, mutual fund, mutual funds, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, stock market, stocks and bonds, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, negotiate, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators, long-term, long-term thinking, long-term thought, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
Tags:dow jones, djia, market, markets, market correction, market correction, crash, stock market crash, stock market crashes, blip, blips, wall street, day trader, day traders, day trading, financial news, finances, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, news anchor, news anchors, stocks and bonds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers
"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
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"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
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"Is that for Sadaam's capture or the dow breaking the thousand?"
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
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"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."
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Crosswalk sign: buy-sell
Tags:cross, crosses, crossing, crossing sign, crossing signs, walk sign, walk signs, buy low, sell high, buy, buys, buying, sell, sells, selling, businessman, businessmen, stock, stocks, stockmarket, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, briefcase, briefcases, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, portfolio, portfolios
"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."
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"Miss Frimley, have my portfolio moved off-planet."
Tags:portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, space port, space ports, hidden asset, hidden assets, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, taxes, taxation, rich person, rich people, wealthy person, wealthy people, wealthy, avoid, avoids, avoiding, tax burden, tax burdens, tax haven, tax havens, space program, space programs, spaceport, spaceports
'Can you recommend something that foes well with a 'buy low, sell high' philosophy?'
'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'
"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."
"I take it your portfolio is doing well?"
'The stock market rose today...but the SEC is investigating possible use of performance-enhancing drugs.'
"Today stock index funds gained, on news that managed funds dropped."
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