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Don't Even Think of Insider Trading
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Real-Time Stock Quotes
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"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
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"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''
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"The secret to shorting is to be the shorter, not the shorted."
"The market hit new highs today, while the contrition index remained at zero."
"Now, where would we be if little girls were allowed to trade in overseas bonds?"
First Little Piggy Investment Associates
"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"
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"This is definitely not going to be good for the economy!"
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"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."
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"Let's just hope they're not stock brokers."
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(Comedy and Tragedy on Wall St.)
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"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
Tags:disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hope and dreams, investor, investors, investing, regret, regrets, regretful, getting old, aging, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, small investor, small investors, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, play it safe, playing it safe
"The latest statement says that our nest egg is now at zero. I'm pretty sure it won't go below that."
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"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
Tags:imaginary friend, imaginary friends, stock tip, stock tips, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock markets, investor, investors, investing, hallucination, hallucinations, ingratitude, ungrateful, demanding, going mad, poverty gap, wealth divide, wealth gap, income disparity, stock exchange, the stock exchange, get rich quick
"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."
'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
"Today the Dow Jones plummeted when Alan Greenspan opened his mouth but recovered when it was revealed he was yawning."
The Ground Floor
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'As long as he continues to come up with brilliant investment strategies we leave him alone...'
"At least this damn pullback is pulling back lots of money from the wrong hands."
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"The stock market was down because more people wanted to sell stocks than buy them."
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'Did you say 'buy-buy' or 'bye-bye'?'