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"I'm really getting burned out here at work."
'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'
'I see you've hired a former work-from-home, day trader.'
Weapon of Crass Destruction
'fortunately, we were able to pick up on the negative indicators early and extract our brokerage fees before your share portfolio hit the fan.'
A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.
'I tried to sell my soul to the devil once, but we couldn't agree on price'
'Of course I'm happy to give you an estimate of our fees as long as you realise it will be nowhere nearhow much it will cost you.'
'Sell all our mining and resources stocks, NOW!'
STOCK MARKET ANALYST (And other odd jobs).
'Resources dug deep, Hedge funds were trimmed and Chinese stocks were hungry for more in an otherwise slow day for Metaphors'
Old Money New Money.
'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days'
'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'
'Of course I'm an ethical investor, I won't even buy oil stocks because they're crude'
'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'
'Feng Shui, I believe it's called'
'Gotta go, Leon...our brokrage firm is right in the middle of an aggressive client retention program.'
'Our recommended stocks cost less than others selling for twice as much'
'You must never gamble with your hard earned money,yhat's my job!'
'The banks are keen to tap into your expertise.'
'Thanks for coming in at such short notice, I don't believe you've met Ms. Stapleton...our grief counsellor.'
'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'