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"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'
'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'
'I'd like to report an identity theft.'
"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order
Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, demonic, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
'Hand over the brain.'
Tags:wizard of oz, scarecrow, scarecrows, tin man, tin men, tinman, tinmen, lion, lions, brain, brains, rob, robs, robbing, robbed, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stole, stolen, gun, guns, yellow brick road, yellow brick roads, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, chicken, chickens, rooster, roosters, cocoa, puff, puffs, security, securities, nutjob, nutjobs, cuckoo, apprehend, apprehension, picture, mugshot, photo, photos, pictures, photograph, photographs, vault, vaults, break, broke, steal, stole, stealing, theif, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
Tags:family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth
"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
Tags:crime, crimes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, sidekick, robber, robbers, good vs bad, good vs evil, team, teamwork, teams, unlikely pair, friends, friend, money, money bag, stolen, stole, steal, superpower, superpowers, power, powers, superhuman, supernatural, criminal, criminals, villain, villains, lawbreaking, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, illegal
'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'
'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'
'She's stolen our recipe!'
White collar crime.
Coat check and wallet check.
'This is going to hurt me more than it is you.. I've got Arthritis on my shoulder.'
It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.
" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, law enforcement, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, research, stereotypical, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, confess, confession, confessions, question, questions, questioning, subvert, subverted, subversion, complimentary, robbery, robbed, robbing, steal, stole, stolen, theft, mint, mints, customer, customers, customer service, service, ironic, irony, ironically, modern life, modern world, criminal, criminals, crime, crimes, consumer, consumerism
'If no one claims it in 30 days, it's yours.'
"I attribute most of my success to finding a pile of canvases on the train."
Tags:artist, artists, success, successful, art shows, art show, art gallery, art galleries, private view, private views, private viewings, famous artists, famous artist, canvas, canvases, luck, lucky, luckiness, get lucky, got lucky, getting lucky, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stealing, art theft, art thief, pretentiousness, pretension, pretentious, conceit, conceited
'This book changed my life. I stole it.'