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"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"I have always depended on the content of strangers."
Tags:content, contents, plagiarism, plagiarising, plagiarises, plagiarised, plagiarise, steal, stealing, steals, stole, steals, theft, stealing content, steals content, stealing content, stole content, artist, artists, living off others work, live off others hard work, lived off other hard work, reference, literature, book, books, literary theft, piracy, pirated, infringement, ingringemnets, fraud, counterfeit, counterfeits, counterfeiting, counterfeited
'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'
'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'
'I'd like to report an identity theft.'
"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order
Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
'Hand over the brain.'
Tags:wizard of oz, scarecrow, scarecrows, tin man, tin men, tinman, tinmen, lion, lions, brain, brains, rob, robs, robbing, robbed, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stole, stolen, gun, guns, yellow brick road, yellow brick roads, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, chicken, chickens, rooster, roosters, cocoa, puff, puffs, security, securities, nutjob, nutjobs, cuckoo, apprehend, apprehension, picture, mugshot, photo, photos, pictures, photograph, photographs, vault, vaults, break, broke, steal, stole, stealing, theif, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
I got your shirt
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
Tags:family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth
"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
Tags:crimes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, sidekick, robber, robbers, good vs bad, good vs evil, team, teamwork, teams, unlikely pair, friends, friend, money, money bag, stolen, stole, steal, superpower, superpowers, power, powers, superhuman, supernatural, criminal, criminals, villain, villains, lawbreaking, lawbreaker, lawbreakers
'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'
"Can Joey come out and steal?"
Tags:children, child, friend, friends, bad influence, bad influences, influence, influences, influencing, influenced, steal, steals, stealing, stole, thief, thieves, malice, play, playing, played, plays, parent, parents, parenting, playmate, playmates, bad company, malice company, friendship, friendships
"When we get home remind me to ask Alexa if the babysitter stole anything."
Tags:baby, babysitter, babysitters, sitter, sitters, stole, steal, stealing, steals, stolen, reind, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, date, dates, dated, dating, partner, partners, parent, parents, parenting, child, childcare, children, care, kid, kids, technology, incapable, rely, relies, relying, relied
'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'
'She's stolen our recipe!'
White collar crime.
Coat check and wallet check.
"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, after work drink, after work drinks, cash, money, dollar, dollars, roll of money, roll of hundreds, wealthy, wealth, rich, professional, professionals, rubber band, thief, thieves, nick, nicked, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, dropped, drop, drops, lost, lose, find, found, finding money, found money, finders keepers
'This is going to hurt me more than it is you.. I've got Arthritis on my shoulder.'
It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.