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"Let's let him keep your ball."
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
Los Alamos Hard Drives
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"Your father and I found you in the woods."
'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'
'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'
'I'd like to report an identity theft.'
"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order
Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Hand over the brain.'
Tags:wizard of oz, scarecrow, scarecrows, tin man, tin men, tinman, tinmen, lion, lions, brain, brains, rob, robs, robbing, robbed, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stole, stolen, gun, guns, yellow brick road, yellow brick roads, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligator, alligators, golf buggy, golf buggies, steal, steals, stolen, take, taken, getaway, get away, getaway car, clean getaway, rocket science, let down, fail, failure, fails, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, thieves, thief, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
Tags:office supplies, back-to-school, money saver, money savers, money saving, cheap, thrifty, frugal, cheapskate, cheapskates, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thievery, pencil, pencils, back-to-shool sale, back-to-school sales, stolen, student, students, school supplies, pen, pens, hole punch, hole punches
Another myth dispelled.
Tags:elephant, elephants, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, policeman, policemen, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, steal, steals, stolen, mug, mugshot, mugs, suspect, suspects, accusation, accusations, forget, forgetful, forgets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
I got your shirt
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
Tags:family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth
"What do you mean it's not mine?"
'Alexnadru I think you have taken this metal theft as far as it can go.'
"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
Tags:crimes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, sidekick, robber, robbers, good vs bad, good vs evil, team, teamwork, teams, unlikely pair, friends, friend, money, money bag, stolen, stole, steal, superpower, superpowers, power, powers, superhuman, supernatural, criminal, criminals, villain, villains, lawbreaking, lawbreaker, lawbreakers
'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'
'Some online bully just took my lunch money.'