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'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'
"Don't kill it! That mosquito is carrying my DNA."
'911..I'd like to report a crime...identity theft...I've become my mother!'
'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'
'How about we don't pay these bills and hope, in the meantime, someone steals our identity.'
'He's upset because the fraudsters who stole his identity gave it back...'
'I stole some guy's identity. Turns out he's a pianist, so I'm giving a concert next month in Paris.'
'Now now -- the fact that no one has stolen your identity doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it.'
Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.
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"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."
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'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'
"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
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'Here's your identity back. Man, being you was no fun at all.'
We Won't Steal Your Identity
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"I'm living the life of Riley. I stole his identity."
'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'
"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
"Someone hacked into Portnoy's computer, stole his identity and paid off his mortgage and credit card debt. Some guys have all the luck!"
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'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'
"This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft..."
"Nobody wants to steal my identity."
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'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'
'Apparently Bill has had his identity stolen.'
'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'
'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'