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"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
"And how, may I ask, do you plan to invest the loot?"
"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."
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"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."
"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."
"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."
Newlyweds' car has been taken by thieves, and the "Just Married" sign now says "Just Stolen".
"Excuse me, has this seat been taken?"
"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."
'Sorry it's cold. When you asked for hot pizza, I thought you meant stolen.'
'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'
Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.
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'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'
French Reclaim the Statue of Liberty.
'I'd like to block my card...my wife's gone off with it!!'
"See, somebody stole my car and left my cheap radio."
Tags:car, cars, driver, drivers, car thief, car thieves, car theft, car thefts, carjacking, carjacker, carjackers, crimes, criminal, criminals, car radio, car radios, cop, cops, copper, coppers, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, stolen property, stolen properties, stolen car, stolen cars
"I think we'd better tighten security on our vehicle, Maureen..."
'Ten pedigree dogs were stolen from a farm last night. Police say they have no leads.'
Car Boot Sale: All Goods Locally Sourced.
'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'
'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'
"So you were found guilty of stealing lingerie."
"Never buy a tv from a man in the street, especially if he's out of breath!"
"Whaddya mean 'the clutch has done'! - Who the hell took it?"