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"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
'Mrs. Cranley! You need to sign this HIPAA privacy form before the doctor can look at those warts on your stomach!'
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, middle management, hierarchy, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fat, fat shaming, weight, body weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, losing weight, weightloss, weight loss, middle, middles, stomach, stomachs, managing, fitness, health, wordplay, word play
I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
Tags:prison, prisons, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, shackled, shackles, chain, chains, torture, torturing, stomach, stomachs, stomach muscle, stomach muscles, muscles, muscles, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, abs, fitness, exercise, in shape, definition, defined abs, defined muscles, well-defined, six-pack, six pack, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, bodybuilders
'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''
She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
Tags:health, fitness, exercise, exercising, torture, torturing, torment, tormenting, healthy, unhealthy, food, heath food, healthy food, eating healthy, healthy eating, diet, diets, healthy diet, eating habits, obese, fat, overweight, overeating, obesity, obesity crisis, gastric, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, body, body, body shape, active, satisfying, satisfaction, gastric, stomach, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, in-shape, out-of-shape, happy, happiness, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, modern life
"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, speech, speeches, public speech, public speeches, public speaking, public speaker, public speakers, ceremony, ceremonies, award, awards, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, nerve, nervy, nerves, nervous, stomach, stomachs, belly, bellies, tummy, anxiety, fear, fears, nausea, nauseous, worry, worries, worrying, worried sick
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'
Tags:sumo, sumos, sumo wrestler, sumo wrestlers, sumo wrestling, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamt, six pack, six packs, six-pack, six-packs, abs, abdominals, tummy, tummies, belly, bellies, stomach, stomachs, scream, screams, screamed, screamer, screamers, nightmare, nightmares, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
"Do you have some Tums? I'm filled with acid rain."
Tags:cloud, clouds, rain, rain cloud, rain clouds, talking cloud, talking clouds, talking, medicine, medical, acid rain, pollution, air pollution, environment, nature, weather, bad weather, stomach medicine, stomach medication, medication, medications, medicine, calcium carbonate, antacid, antacids, pill, pills, stomach acid, health, health issues, health problems, heartburn, acid reflux, stomach, stomach issues, stomach problems
"Well, whatever you've got, this can't be helping."
Tags:help, helps, helping, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, stomach, stomachs, stomach trouble, stomach troubles, stomach problem, stomach problems, treatment, treatments, treatment option, treatment options, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, cure, cures, disease, diseases, cure is worse than the disease, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosed
"I have a pain amidships."
Tags:amidships, stomach, stomachs, stomach ache, stomach aches, tummy ache, tummy aches, belly ache, belly aches, bad belly, bad bellies, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplay
'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'
How long have you got? Until they discover a cure for IBS!
'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'
'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'
"I should've never eaten that box lunch."
'I get such a lonely feeling in the pit of my stomach out here, not knowing what my stocks are doing.'
'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Tags:ab, abs, abdominal, abdominals, exercise, exercising, exercises, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym-goer, gym rat, gym rats, gym bunny, cardio bunny, fit, fitter, fitness, strength, strong, stroner, working out, work out, work outs, work-out, routine, jacked, jacked up, stacked, shredded, ripped, lingo, slang, stomach, word play, word-play, play on words, muscle, muscles, bodybuilder, body-builder, bodybuilders, body-builders, clique, cliques, social, social cue, social cues, social norm, social norms