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"I need something to get rid of gas."
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"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."
'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'
"He would've been out last week, but he got sick eating hospital food."
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
'He's obviously not feeling good.'
'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'
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"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
Tags:salmonella, e coli, bacterias, diseases, health inspector, health inspectors, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, revelations, chef, chefs, food poisoning, stomach bug, stomach bugs, stomach virus, stomach viruses, restaurant hygiene, salmonella, e. coli, disease, bacteria, infection
'Let me rephrase that...'
'I don't have time for throwing up.'
'The girls must be feeling better...'
'Don't come over!'
'Suddenly I hate technology.'
'We could make up a new game.'
'No! I'm sick!'
Twisted Peel catches Norovirus.
Throw up Thursday
'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band.'
'Relax! I said my stomach was churning, not your account.'
'There are millions of bacteria in your intestines, anyway. What harm could one or two more do?'
"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"
What doesn't kill you might make you wish it had.
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."