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"Do you have some Tums? I'm filled with acid rain."
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"Bad news - that fire in your belly is an ulcer."
"Well, whatever you've got, this can't be helping."
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"That was a shoe squeak!"
Tags:farts, gas, flatulation, flatulence, passing wind, gassy, faux pas, faux-pas, bad manners, rude, rudeness, flatulent, flarted, digestive problems, stomach problems, digestive problem, stomach problem, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, reynolds unwrapped
"Might be celiac disease. We'll have to wheat and see."
"Large coffee and three bran muffins...hopefully to go!"
'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'
Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...
"I'd wait if I were you. Grandpa just used the litter box."
Tags:cats, cat, animals, animal, litter, litter box, litter boxes, litter tray, litter trays, bathrooms, odour, odours, grandpa, grandfather, grandsons, grandson, bathroom, odors, odor, family life, family-life, smell, smells, feline, felines, pet, pets, tummy problems, stomach problems, digestive problems, families, dad, dads, sons, son, parents, parent
'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'
"I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome."
"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."
Tags:vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, good news, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, colon cancer, stomach problems, stomach issues, digestive issues, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, decoration, decorations, tinsel
"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, hospital stay, hospital food, hospital meal, hospital meals, bad food, bad meal, meal, meals, inedible, unappetizing, unappetising, patient, patients, sick, sickness, ill, illness, stomach problem, stomach problems, stomach trouble, stomach troubles, tummy problem, stomach issues, tummy troubles, food poisoning, die, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, cliche, cliches, hospitalized
"Take it easy. I just ate."
"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."
Tags:food, witches brew, witches, witch, witchcraft, potion, potions, coven, covens, cauldron, cauldrons, recipe, ingredient, ingredients, cook, cooks, chefs, stomach problems, upset stomach, upset tummy, monsters, recipes, spicy, spices, cooking, chef, animals, drink, potions, organics, genetically modified organics, gmo, eye of newt
"Yeah, I see what you mean. If it's been like this for weeks, you definitely have a digestion problem..."
"You were right when you said your husband was gutsy. His intestines are enlarged."
She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!
"Everything alright in there?"
'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'
"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."
'Your next patient, Doctor, is Mt Yomp with a terrible case of flatulence...'
Lactose Intolerant Cow.
'No, madam, radiolucency does not refer to the diarrhea you get...'