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"Well, Mrs Jenkins, it seems it was a sad case of happy hour gone wrong."
'This is the biggest gall stone we've ever seen.'
'... And he's always accusing me of being a lousy cook. If you don't believe me, ask the nurse who pumped his stomach, last week.'
'What does the meatloaf come with?'
'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'
... Harold at the stomach pump.
Accident and Emergency/Pump your own Stomach
'When did you swallow the coin?'
'Meatloaf comes with.' 'Two nurses and a stomach pump.'
'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding the stomach pump?'
'Seeing as Dad's cooking tonight, I think it's a good idea to keep the stomach pump handy.'
The canteen food's pretty awful...