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"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
'Boy that was a great picnic! I ate too much though and I'm bound to have four stomachaches...'
"You have a kidney stone."
"What kind of homework did you eat?"
'Whoa! Slow down, kids! Your mom will neuter me if I bring you home with stomachaches from eating too much of that junk.'
The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.
"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."
"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."
"Baldo, I have tickets to the baseball game! Wanna go?"
'Well Mr Beaver, your stomachache unfortunately comes from eating treated wood...'
Well Mr Beaver, your stomachache unfortunately comes from eating treated wood...
"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"