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'Did you hear something?'
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.
A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."
"Now stay off this foot for a few weeks please."
Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.
Mark Casey 1966 - 1998 Thirty-Seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona
Golf would never be as enjoyable as stomping someone to death, but now that stampedes were outlawed...
'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'
'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'
"Bummer! The Sun's gone in."