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"Here's how to fit in: overstress, overthink, and wine about everything."
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"When I'm really bored I just lick myself and trip out."
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
Tags:stoned, drug, marijuana, santa claus, father christmas, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, saint nick, st. nick, unicorn, unicorns, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical creature, mythical creatures, hallucination, hallucinations, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, stoner, stoners
'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'
Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.
'What a load of rubbish - couldn't agree more - is one of you blokes going to skin up or do I have to again?'
"And where have you been all night?! Your eyes are all glazed over."
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
Tags:cannabaceae, marijuana, hemp, pot, pot legalization, weed, legal pot, hallucinogens, cannabusiness, business, corporate profits, business meetings, board room, meeting room, war room, quarterly earnings, earnings reports, executives, business executives, getting high, stoned, the herb, ganja, reefer, recreational drugs, medical marijuana, mary jane, ganjapreneur, 420
The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...
'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'
Catnip Brownies - Cool!
"Well...there goes our hempline!"
'Felton, rumour has it you've been using performance enhancing drugs.'
"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"
Elon Musk in fly me to the moon
"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"
Tags:bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, carol, carols christmas carol, christmas carols, carol singer, carol singers, carolling, christmas, christmas time, immature, immaturity, taking drugs, doing drugs, stoned, getting stoned, beg, begging, getting old, getting older
'Wait - He that is without sin amongst you, let him cast the first stone.' (Huge boulder falls on woman from above).
'Don't take the brown acid.'
"On the other hand, Holmes - maybe you're just completely stoned."
Theater on meds
'Yeah its not cool, I wanted to be a senior manager of somefink!'