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"Yours was the blue Prius with the two stoners passed out in back, right?"
"Here's how to fit in: overstress, overthink, and wine about everything."
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"Do you guys want Big Government to tell you what kind of marijuana to smoke."
Tags:hippy, hippies, stoner, stoners, smoke, smoking, smokes, marijuana, weed, big government, republican, republicans, republican hippy, republican hippies, canvasser, political canvasser, political canvassers, political canvassing, legalised weed, legalized weed, legalised marijuana, legalized marijuana
"Manna's good for the munchies."
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
Tags:stoned, drug, marijuana, santa claus, father christmas, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, saint nick, st. nick, unicorn, unicorns, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, mythical being, mythical beings, mythical creature, mythical creatures, hallucination, hallucinations, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, stoner, stoners
"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippie, aging, ageing, sixties, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, story, stories, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, campfire, campfires, bore, bores, boring, stoner, stoners, flower child, flower children, peacenik, peaceniks, old hippy, old hippies, generation gap, generation gaps
Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.
'What a load of rubbish - couldn't agree more - is one of you blokes going to skin up or do I have to again?'
'I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast.'
"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."
"Well...there goes our hempline!"
Catnip Brownies - Cool!
"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"
"Shoulda brought the weed."
'Don't take the brown acid.'
"On the other hand, Holmes - maybe you're just completely stoned."
"I won't be in today, I've got a swollen joint."
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'Yeah its not cool, I wanted to be a senior manager of somefink!'
"I'm sure there was something I had to do today..."
Businessmen get baked
'I only use catnip for medicinal purposes.'
"You have Swedish Fish syndrome. Stay away from kids - and stoners."
'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'