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Ted has a date with DESTINY!
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date, dates, dating, dated, date with destiny, destiny, future, futures, fate, fates, destined, fortune, stood up, stand up, standing up, abandon, abandoned, abandoning, rain check, disappointed, disappoint, disappointing, disappoints, lonely, single, singles"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
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dating, date, dinner date, formal date, first date, bad date, breakup, break up, broken up, broke up, dislike, mismatch, unmatched, uninterested, online dating, blind date, set up, run away, runaway, ditched, stood up, perfect match, singles, single, white lie, white lies, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, blind date, blind dates, nightmare, nightmares, rejection, rejections, harsh, rejecting, reject, rejects"No, I don't. And I'll tell you why."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, wedding, weddings, newlywed, newlyweds, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, dump, dumped, cold feet, bride, brides, groom, grooms, left at the alter, stood up'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'
"Your best man hasn't shown up either. Probably just a coincidence."
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wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, left at the alter, alter, marriages, stood-up, stand-up, wedding day, wedding days, church wedding, marriage, stood up, no-show, best man, coincidence, run off, elope, abandon, abandons, vicar, vicars'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''
Sue was desperate to get married. But not that desperate.
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runaway bride, runaway brides, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, desperation, desperate, desperateness, marriage, wedding day, wedding vows, stood up, abandoned at the alter, left at the altar, church, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding days, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, commitment fear, commitment fears"All I had in mind was dinner and a movie and things just snow-balled."
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marriages, at the alter, stood up, snow balled, snow-balled, out of hand, got out of hand, last minute, last minute decision, last minute decisions, wedding, weddings, wedding vows, exchanging rings, exchanging vows, disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, reject, rejects, rejected, rejection, rejections, mistake, mistakes, life decisions, big decisions"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."
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date, dates, dating, single life, modern life, dating app, dating apps, dating website, dating websites, shoe, shoes, clog, clogs, footwear, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, stood up, lazy, love life, love-life"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."
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revenge, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, skate, skates, skating, roller-skate, roller-skates, rollerskating, desert, deserts, order, orders, ordering, retribution, tit for tat, pie, pies, pecan pie, ice cream, ice creams, rum-raisin ice cream, best, greatest, convince, convinces, convincing, date, dates, stood up, waitress, waitresses"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
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tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, punctual, punctuality, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, traffic, bad traffic, date, dates, stood up, flake, flakes, flaky, honest, honesty, admit, admits, admitting, leave, leaves, leaving, leave late, leaves late, leaving late, careless, carelessness, rude, rudeness, impolite, dinner date, dinner dates"I took her to the rain dance, and she left with some COMANCHE guy!"
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powwow, powwows, pow-wow, pow-wows, native american, native americans, indian, indians, rain dance, rain dances, rain dancing, dates, date, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, left, comanche, tribe, tribes, stood up, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, shaman, love lifeJoan of Arc gets burned at the Steak 'n' Brew.
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joan of arc, historical figure, historical figures, burn, burned, burns, burning, burnings, stake, stakes, romance, romances, historian, historians, pun, puns, romantic, romantics, brew, brews, steak house, steak houses, steak, steaks, date, dates, stood up, no show'Where were you the night of Friday, August the third - I waited almost two hours!'
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date, dates, stood up, stood-up, standing up, standing-up, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, love life, court, courts, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, stand, stands, testimony, testimonies, judge, judges'Don't blame yourself. Maybe it's genetic. No one from her side of the family has shown up.'
'He seemed like a real 'stand up guy' - and sure enough, he stood me up.'
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date, dates, stood up, stand up, standing up, love, relationship, relationships, gossip, gossiping, gossips, gossiped, gave up, give up, giving up, gives up, walked out, walking out, walks out, break up, breaking up, broken up, broke up, break ups'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'
Why hasn't she text me to say she's late? She's stood you up. No, maybe it's okay, maybe she's had an accident...
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psychology, ego, brain, mind, date, stood up, romance, text, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, accident, accidents, blind date, blind dates, single, singles, texted, getting stood up, dating market