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"We can't enjoin them forever. Someone is going to build a better mousetrap."
A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
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'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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"If music be the food of love, shut up."
Tags:shakespeare, twelfth night, misquote, misquotation, misquotations, music, musician, musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, food of love, shut up, stop, stopping, romance, romantic, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, unimpressed, unmoved, heathen, heathens, bothersome, nuisance, nuisances
Stop signs take over yield signs.
The end of the Bill Clinton news cycle is almost here.
"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
Tags:death, war, wars, pestilence, famine, hunger, hungry, pit stop, pit stops, restaurant, restaurants, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, four horsemen, apocalypse, apocalypses, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, new testament, bible, horse, horses, road, roads, stop, stops, break, breaks
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
Tags:headache, headaches, cure, cures, curing, remedy, remedies, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stop, stops, stopping, hammer, hammers, bump, bumps, bumping, checkup, checkups, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, paracetamol, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, tablet, tablets, pill, pills, pill popper, pill poppers, pill popping
Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
Malcolm was never serious about getting help,
Tags:malcolm, write, writing, writer, paper, papers, newspaper, newspaper, magazine, magazines, column, columns, columnist, columnists, addict, addiction, addicts, addicted, help, helping, helper, serious, advice, advise, advisor, seek, seeking, seeks, stop, stopping, stopped, quit, quitting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
Tags:lilies of the field, businessman, businessmen, fire, fires, firing, firings, flower, flowers, stop, stops, stopping, stop to smell the flowers, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, bottom line, bottom lines, toil, toils, bible verse, bible verses, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, appreciate life, appreciates life, appreciating life, executive, executives, business executive, business executives
Tags:border, borders, highway, highways, road, roadside, roadsides, stop, gas, gas station, texas, wyoming, sister city, sister cities, city, cities, truck stop, drive, driving, road, roads, roadtrip, road trip, road-trip, auto, autos, car, cars, driver, drivers, america, region, regional, regions, state, states, mirror, mirrored, similar, similarities
Tags:generalise, general, generally, all purpose, all-purpose, multipurpose, multi purpose, multi-purpose, reuse, recycle, recycling, vague, vaguely, vagueness, bandwagon, bandwagons, picket, picket line, bandwagon, bandwagons, band-wagon, band wagon, strike, striking, strikes, sign, signs, unfair, stop, no
"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, or, ors, o.r., o.r.s, operation room, operation rooms, operating room, operating rooms, operating, mid-operation, texting, text, texts, message, messages, messaging, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, addict, addicts, addictions, addicted to texting, addicted to smartphone, addicted to phone, smartphone addiction, texting addiction, phone addiction, refrain, stop, interrupting, technology, modern life, millennial, millennials, communication, youth, youths, teen, teens, teenager
"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, girlfriends, mistresses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, chance meeting, chance meetings, friction, stop, stopping, quit, quitting, ending, angry, anger, upset, modern life
"How many times I got to ask you to go easy on the stops?"
How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.
Tags:reaction time, reaction times, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, how's my driving, driver, drivers, drive, drives, driving, reaction, reactions, stop, stops, stop sign, stop signs, old person, old people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, stop, stops, stop sign, stop signs, elderly, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, school zone, school zones
Cash Machines From Across the Land
Services 2 Miles: 10 am - communion, 12:00 - Midday Service, 4 pm - Benediction and 7 pm - Evensong.
"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."