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A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
Tags:pipe, pipes, dike, dikes, boy with his finger in the dike, hans brinker, silver skates, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, basement, basements, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, dam, dams, stop, stops, stopping, hero, heroes, heroic, dutch boy, dutch boys, little dutch boy
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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"If music be the food of love, shut up."
Tags:shakespeare, twelfth night, misquote, misquotation, misquotations, music, musician, musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, food of love, shut up, stop, stopping, romance, romantic, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, unimpressed, unmoved, heathen, heathens, bothersome, nuisance, nuisances
Tags:fuel, gas, gasoline, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, gas pump, gas pumps, gasoline pump, gasoline pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, pumping gas, pumping petrol, saying when, stopping, enough, transportation, filling up, fuelling up
The end of the Bill Clinton news cycle is almost here.
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
Tags:headache, headaches, cure, cures, curing, remedy, remedies, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stop, stops, stopping, hammer, hammers, bump, bumps, bumping, checkup, checkups, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, paracetamol, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, tablet, tablets, pill, pills, pill popper, pill poppers, pill popping
Malcolm was never serious about getting help,
Tags:malcolm, write, writing, writer, paper, papers, newspaper, newspaper, magazine, magazines, column, columns, columnist, columnists, addict, addiction, addicts, addicted, help, helping, helper, serious, advice, advise, advisor, seek, seeking, seeks, stop, stopping, stopped, quit, quitting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."
Tags:lilies of the field, businessman, businessmen, fire, fires, firing, firings, flower, flowers, stop, stops, stopping, stop to smell the flowers, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, bottom line, bottom lines, toil, toils, bible verse, bible verses, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, appreciate life, appreciates life, appreciating life, executive, executives, business executive, business executives
"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, girlfriends, mistresses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, chance meeting, chance meetings, friction, stop, stopping, quit, quitting, ending, angry, anger, upset, modern life
"How many times I got to ask you to go easy on the stops?"
Cash Machines From Across the Land
"That's not what I meant when I said let's pull out all the stops."
"He says that he can stop anytime..."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, hard alcohol, hard liquor, brake fluid, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, ethanol, drink, drinks, drinking, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicted, lie, lies, liar, lying, lie to yourself, lying to yourself, stop, stopping, cold turkey, going cold turkey
"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
Tags:chicken, squirrel, chickens, squirrels, roadkill, road kill, farm animal, farm animals, crossing the road, crosses the road, cross the road, road crossing, road crossings, decisive, decisiveness, uncertain, uncertainty, indecisive, indecisiveness, stop, stops, stopping, stopping halfway, stops halfway, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, joke, jokes, classic joke, classic jokes
"You'll go far in this organization, Taylor, unless I manage to stop you."
Tags:career ladder, career ladders, climb, climbs, climbing, ladder climber, ladder climbers, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, stop, stops, stopping, career killer, career killers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, executive, executives, jealous, jealousy, employee, employees, usurp, overtake, overtakes, overtaking, scheme, schemes, scheming
'It needs brakes.'
'You've got to stop living in the past.'
'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'