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"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"
'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'
'Do you have this in sheep?'
'Here's what you asked for... 'shoes made in the U.S by adult U.S citizens'... that's going to be $1,795.'
'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'
'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'
'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'
'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'
'And the attached headlights are sure to grab any buck's attention.'
'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'
'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
'If you run into trouble, give my brother a call. He's an excellent divorce lawyer.'
'Would you mind not pushing all the clothes towards me while I'm looking through the rack?' 'I'm just giving you more to look at.'
'Lady, you have to quit shopping till you drop!'
'Sister, you're out of your mind if you think I'm paying for this.'
'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'
Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.
'And just in case your e-mail ever goes down, this system comes with a carrier pigeon.'
Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!
'Still feels too small? Try this one. Maybe your wife is a size 12.'
'What's this about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."
"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"