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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."
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'It allows you to run every day, rain or shine. Even if it breaks down, just call us ? we'll give you the runaround.'
'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'
"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"
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'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'
"It's a wrap!"
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''Avent't you got any with the peak at the back?'
'Phew! - Thank goodness today is over. Now we can take off these ridiculous glasses.'
"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."
"You're not very friendly. I just asked about your weekend. So what if I don't know you? It's a harmless question!! Why do you have to be so rude?!"
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"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."
"Whoa, a dual-action airbrush kit with a 6-foot hose! How much is this?"
"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"
'Why don't you see what it looks like when you give it a thump, Mr.Babacock.'
'I would say you're a double extra large petite!'
Caterpiller in a shoe shop.
"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"
"The guy who's training me is a real loser...I can't believe people try really hard to do as little work as possible."
"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"
"Trainee lesson no. 1...if you look busy, no one will bother you."