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"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"I'm afraid our credit department has turned you down!"
'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'
'Will that be cash, credit, or some kind of Government entitlement program?'
'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'
'You give me one third, another third to the cashier near the escalator, and the balance before leaving the store.'
'You pay a small deposit, then nothing for six months.'
'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'
'I have this gift certificate I want to use. For the balance, I'll give you a store credit and what cash I have, and then I'll have to put the rest on my credit card. But if my credit card won't go through, I'll just write a check.'
'It's bound to go wrong. We made the final payment last week.'
Department Store - Women wearing shirt saying 'I love pre-approved credit cards.'
'If Madam would like to step this way we will sign you up for your new store card.'
"She says she wants to pay for it, in full, in cash. . . Is she allowed to do that?"
"I just slammed into your debt ceiling."
"The credit manager where I shop is also disappointed in your income."