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Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe
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"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"
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"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"
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"Mr. Rod, are we getting a bonus this year?"
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"You did what? I'm surrounded by incompetent people!"
"I actually turned on a my computer all by myself!"
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"Baldo, if anything, I'm a flexible boss. If you need to skip lunch today, that's okay with me."
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"I spent all day yelling at employees, raising prices, ignoring customers, dismissing suggestions, correcting time cards and cutting costs!"
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"Baldo, you're my most trusted and loyal employee. So please don't spoil it by asking for a raise."
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"$100?! Of course we'll make a donation! At Auto y Rod Inc., we care about pitching in to do our fair share."
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"You're lucky, Baldo. You have the best job here."
"You have the memory of an elephant!"
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"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
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'No you may NOT see a menu.'
'Billy, I want to interest you in our new Kandy Kredit Kard.'
'I've made him a silent partner!'
"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"
Old lady: 'HEY! I said GET outta here you lot!'
"Could you at least leave the store before you buy that on Amazon?"