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How About a Kiss?
"You want your olive?"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, olive, olives, bar, pub, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, beak, beaks, long beak, long beaks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, stork, storks, cadge, cadging, scrounge, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, bottom of the glass, leftover, left over, leftovers, leftover
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
Tags:storks, stork, babies, baby, new born babies, new born baby, congratulations, birth, birthday, deliveries, delivery, flies, fly, insect, insects, incompetence, compensation, swallowed a fly, swallow, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical insurance, obstetrics, obstetricians, obstetrician, deliveryman, delivery men
'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, talking bird, talking birds, pigeon, pigeons, heron, herons, crane, cranes, stork, storks, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, arm candy, arm-candy, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, sugar baby, sugar babies, trophy wife, park, parks, park scene, park scenes, gossip, gossiping, whisper, whispering, out-of-one's-league, out of one's league, too good for him, show-off, show-offs, showing off, punching above one's weight
'Mom, did the Stork offer free shipping when I was born?'
'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'
'Why does a stork stand on one leg?'
"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
Tags:crane, cranes, stork, storks, flamingo, flamingos, bird, birds, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, mating, mate, mates, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, egret, egrets, embarrassment, embarrassing
"I just stepped on something squishy!"
'Don't be silly. Storks don't leave babies at homes. They leave them at hospitals.'
A non-returnable special delivery coming to your life...soon.
Tags:tax, taxes, tax burden, tax burdens, regulation, regulations, burden, burdens, stork, storks, infant, infants, baby, babies, offspring, state government, state governments, local government, local governments, federal regulation, federal regulations, regulate, regulates, stifle, stifles, stifling, tea party, taxed enough already
"#$%& fertility drugs!"
A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.
Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
Tags:business, unemployment, animals, entertainment, celebrities, writing, characters, maps, easter bunny, strikes, pickets, picket lines, unions, christmas, santa claus, tooth fairy, united parcel service, stork, post office, courier, couriers, parcel, parcels, package, packages, delivery, deliveries, delivery men, delivery man, strike, strikes, industrial action, industrial dispute, industrial disputes
'It's a side gig.'
'Sorry to break it to you folks, but someone at headquarters was throwing out some bathwater and...well...'
"Relax, I'm just here to deliver a pizza."
"I heard they're trying to replace us with drones."
'Jeepers I always seem to get the tough assignments.'
'Go right in, but I must warn you she's quite upset that you're so late.'
"Mom, Bobby Scooper said I was delivered by the spork."
'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'
'Oh God help! A giant bird stole my baby!'