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Alabama Traffic Jam
Tags:alabama, us states, american states, state stereotypes, alabama stereotypes, stork, storks, storks delivering babies, stork delivering a baby, delivering a baby, delivering babies, babies, where babies come from, birth, birthrate, high birthrate, lots of children, redneck, rednecks, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams
How About a Kiss?
"You want your olive?"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, olive, olives, bar, pub, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, beak, beaks, long beak, long beaks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, stork, storks, cadge, cadging, scrounge, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, bottom of the glass, leftover, left over, leftovers, leftover
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
Tags:storks, stork, babies, baby, new born babies, new born baby, congratulations, birth, birthday, deliveries, delivery, flies, fly, insect, insects, incompetence, compensation, swallowed a fly, swallow, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical insurance, obstetrics, obstetricians, obstetrician, deliveryman, delivery men
'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, talking bird, talking birds, pigeon, pigeons, heron, herons, crane, cranes, stork, storks, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, arm candy, arm-candy, sugar baby, sugar babies, trophy wife, park, parks, park scene, park scenes, gossip, gossiping, whisper, whispering, out-of-one's-league, out of one's league, too good for him, show-off, show-offs, showing off, punching above one's weight
'Mom, did the Stork offer free shipping when I was born?'
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'
"I am the chosen one!"
'Why does a stork stand on one leg?'
"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
Tags:crane, cranes, stork, storks, flamingo, flamingos, bird, birds, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, mate, mates, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, egret, egrets, embarrassment, embarrassing
"I just stepped on something squishy!"
A drone carries a baby like a stork.
'Don't be silly. Storks don't leave babies at homes. They leave them at hospitals.'
A non-returnable special delivery coming to your life...soon.
Tags:tax, taxes, tax burden, tax burdens, regulation, regulations, burden, burdens, stork, storks, infant, infants, baby, babies, offspring, state government, state governments, local government, local governments, federal regulation, federal regulations, regulate, regulates, stifle, stifles, stifling, tea party, taxed enough already
"#$%& fertility drugs!"
A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.
Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
Tags:business, unemployment, animals, entertainment, celebrities, writing, characters, maps, easter bunny, strikes, pickets, picket lines, unions, christmas, santa claus, tooth fairy, united parcel service, stork, post office, courier, couriers, parcel, parcels, package, packages, delivery, deliveries, delivery men, delivery man, strike, strikes, industrial action, industrial dispute, industrial disputes
'It's a side gig.'
'Sorry to break it to you folks, but someone at headquarters was throwing out some bathwater and...well...'
"Relax, I'm just here to deliver a pizza."
"I heard they're trying to replace us with drones."
'Jeepers I always seem to get the tough assignments.'