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"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."
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'Give them lager and sunglasses.'
'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'
"Remember how short and stout she was back in high school?"
"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."
"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"
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"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"
"What was the deal with wearing two condoms?"
'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'
"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."
"Who says dark matter is elusive?"
"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."
'How do I know that our filtration system needs adjustment? - Because this is our stout!'
'Well, at $7.00 a pint, it's no wonder you don't see many rhinos in here.'
'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'
'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'
Slimming salon owner with 'stout' and 'thin' boxes on desk
About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.
'Why has stout got a white head on it?' - 'So you'll know which end to drink first.'
'You are what you drink. In your case it's stout.'
'To build you up you should have two pints of stout every day. Is that as well as my sixteen pints of beer?'
Join me in a glass of champagne?
Join me in a beer?