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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
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'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'
Tags:holiday, holidays, camper, campers, camping, camp, camps, vacation, vacations, stove, stoves, faucet, faucets, fire, fires, home insurance, oven, ovens, home accident, home accidents, bad memory, bad memories, poor memory, chore, chores, security measure, safety measures, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
Tags:food, kitchen, kitchens, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, homemade, made with love, cooking with love, love, family, families, home chef, home chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, woman, women, matriarch, matriarchs, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, nana, nanas, noona, noonas, steam, steaming, pots and pans, stove, stoves, oven, ovens, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, happiness, family recipe, family recipes, secret recipe, secret recipes
"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
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'I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment while taking this medication. What do you think the stove weighs?'
'Alright Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'
'All right Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'
Tags:kettle, kettles, tea kettle, tea kettles, stove, stoves, boiling water, whistle, whistling, whistling kettle, whistling kettles, whistling tea kettle, whistling tea kettles, pain, painful, in pain, agony, abandoned, abandonment, abandon, disregard, disregarded, burner, burners, gas burner, gas burners, toot, tooting
"Since you have a complete record of my life, could you tell me if I remembered to turn the stove off?"
"My husband said I should try a cookbook when I'm cooking! But I don't think it will taste any better!"
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
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Santa crawling out of log burning stove.
'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'
"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."
Tags:appliance, appliances, electronics, smart appliance, smart appliances, stove, stoves, oven, oven, blender, blenders, kitchen, kitchens, forgot, forgotten, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, home, homes, safety, protection, fire safety, security, modern life
"I heard we're now legal in some states."
All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.
"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."
Tags:fire, fires, house fire, house fires, grease fire, grease fires, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, pan, pans, emergency, emergencies, cooking, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, flame, flames, flaming, too late, gym, gyms, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, man, men, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."
"I don't own a wood stove. I burn oil."
'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'
"I gave you half credit on your paper ? Franklin did invent the stove, but Jefferson didn't invent the airplane."