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"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"
We found 'im!
'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'
"I don't know what went wrong. He used to be just crazy about me."
"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"
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'Would you prefer a window or an aisle seat?'
"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."
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Quieting Dissent: Method #5
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A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf
"You're quite uptight aren't you?"
'We're in trouble captain, our supplier sent strait jackets instead of Life vests!'
'I told you it would fit!'
'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'
"Meet your new manager!"
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'Do I detect a slight accent?'
'What did the kids do now?!'
Patient still lost in thought ??" refuses to stop and ask for directions.
'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'
'I found this crazy American in the street, singing and dancing in the rain.'
'Oh, and I'll need a straw.'
'Look dear, a new jacket for you, in addition to your purchases.'
New simple easy-to-use tax forms...
Ways to handle difficult patients.