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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
Tags:pregnancy, baby, babies, craving, cravings, crave, craved, unnatural, strange, strangle, strangling, strangles, strangled, strangling, choke, choking, chokes, choked, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, husband, husbands, wife, wives, confess, confessing, confessed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"They suspect foul play."
Tags:foul play, murder, murders, crimes, coffin, coffins, obvious, smother, smothered, strangle, asphyxiate, strangled, strangles, smothers, pillow, pillows, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, mourning, mourners, mourner, suspect, crimes, criminal, death, deaths, die, died, dying, suspicious death, suspicious deaths
'Are you sure this is the way to take blood pressure?'
"The jury will love this."
A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.
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Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.
"If you don't mind, I'm trying a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."
Tags:doctor, medical, health, injury, dr. dr, s office, doctor's office, blood pressure, medical assistant, medical assistant, nurse, nurse's aid, doctor's aid, extra crispy, health care, health, check up, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctors, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, strangle, strangles, strangling, choke, chokes, choking
"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, pet snake, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, strangle, strangling, confused, mistaken, mistake, mistakes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, suburbs, suburbia, strange, weird, unusual
"It looks like a choke collar did him in."
'The restraints are for your own protection, Mr.Norris. We're concerned that if you rung the nurses station once more, they'll strangle you.'
It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.
"B.J. has a 'hands-on' management style."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, threatening, threat, threats, violence, violent, strangle, strangling, assault, assaulting, physical, bullying, bully, bullies, workplace bullying, workplace violence, management style, management styles, hands-on, hands on, abuse, abusing, aggressive
'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'
'I hope you remembered to wash the salad when I told you.'
"Relax, I'm simply estimating the amount of wool I need for your jumper."
Tags:jumper, jumpers, sweater, sweaters, knit, knits, knitting, handmade gift, handmade gifts, wool sweater, wool sweaters, estimate, estimates, strangle, strangles, strangling, murder, murders, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"JB is a great believer in 'hands on' management."
Man being beaten up holds a 'Help Wanted' sign.
'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'
"Save! Save! "
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, unsuitable, chief, chiefs, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, mismatching, throttle, throttles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Ultimate sibling rivalry.
Tags:sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sisters, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, foe, foes, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, ufc, ultimate fighting championship, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The kitsch of Death.
Tags:grim, reaper, reapers, flamingo, flamingoes, bird, birds, rope, ropes, noose, nooses, kill, kills, killing, hang, hangs, hanging, execution, executioning, executioner, executioners, bone, bones, skull, skulls, kitsch, hung, strangle, strangles, strangled, neck, necks, sythe, sythes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.
"That's fine, just take out the part where the chief executive had me by the throat."