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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
"I find myself correcting people a lot lately."
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'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
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"They suspect foul play."
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'Are you sure this is the way to take blood pressure?'
A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.
Tags:stocking stuffer, stocking stuffers, stocking, stockings, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, unoriginal, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangler, stranglers, drive insane, driven insane, cliche, cliches, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, filler, christmas, father, fathers, dad, dads, husband, husbands
"The jury will love this."
"If you don't mind, I'm trying a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."
Tags:doctor, medical, health, injury, dr. dr, s office, doctor's office, blood pressure, medical assistant, medical assistant, nurse, nurse's aid, doctor's aid, extra crispy, health care, health, check up, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctors, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, strangle, strangles, strangling, choke, chokes, choking
"It looks like a choke collar did him in."
'The restraints are for your own protection, Mr.Norris. We're concerned that if you rung the nurses station once more, they'll strangle you.'
It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.
'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'
"Relax, I'm simply estimating the amount of wool I need for your jumper."
Tags:jumper, jumpers, sweater, sweaters, knit, knits, knitting, handmade gift, handmade gifts, wool sweater, wool sweaters, estimate, estimates, strangle, strangles, strangling, murder, murders, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"Save! Save! "
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, attacker, attackers, unsuitable, chief, chiefs, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, mismatching, throttle, throttles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Ultimate sibling rivalry.
Tags:sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sisters, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, foe, foes, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, ufc, ultimate fighting championship, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The kitsch of Death.
Tags:grim, reaper, reapers, flamingo, flamingoes, bird, birds, rope, ropes, noose, nooses, kill, kills, killing, hang, hangs, hanging, execution, executioning, executioner, executioners, bone, bones, skull, skulls, kitsch, hung, strangle, strangles, strangled, neck, necks, sythe, sythes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.
"That's fine, just take out the part where the chief executive had me by the throat."
A noose; 'Danger - risk of choking.'
'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'
'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'
'Where you will be hanged until 'deadish'.'
'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'