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Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy
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'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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"He was doing just fine till he choked on one of those flexible straws."
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"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."
"I've invented the plastic straw! It's so durable that, from now on, every man, woman, and child will only need a single straw for their lifetime!"
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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','
"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
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'Do you have a longer straw?'
"Thanks, but I'm fine."
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"Careful. Straw in drink is closer than it appears."
"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"
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'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'
"No thanks. I don't need a straw."
Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
Drawing the short straw.
"You're not from around here, are you?"
Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.
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Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...
Never give a cow a giant straw.
A dog drinks from a toilet with a long straw.
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Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.