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'I don't get it...after all the budget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren't we moving faster.'
"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."
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"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
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"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."
US Post Office Mail Sorting Machines
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"We need to eliminate the middleman."
'We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff we employed to improve efficiency.'
'Due to corporate cutbacks, we're all going to have to sacrifice. Which is why I'm only playing 9 holes today.'
'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'
"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."
'In order to cut down on clerical errors, I've bought in an expert.'
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'This new software is super cool. It will cut my workload in half, so I bought two!'
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"I asked you for ideas on how we can streamline the workforce Penswick. I hope for your sake this isn't one of them."
"I've been trying to sack Jenkins, but I can't find him."
'The county is serious about streamlining the judicial process.'
'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'
'I'm decluttering my career portfolio.'
'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'
Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'
The ABC Method.
"I hope you won't take this down-sizing too personally, Bedford."
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"The open plan office idea was only the FIRST step. . ."
"I'm streamlining the company."
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