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'I don't get it...after all the budget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren't we moving faster.'
"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."
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redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, unemployed, unemployment, streamline, streamlining, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrials, alien abduction, alien abductions, recession, financial crash, space ship, spaceship, space ships, space ships, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, office worker, office workers, alien abductee, alien abductees"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
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streamline, streamlines, streamlining, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, expertise, expert, experts, management consultant, management consultants, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hits, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, consulting firm, consulting firms, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, outside help, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, brutal, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."
US Post Office Mail Sorting Machines
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dejoy, louis dejoy, usps, united states postal service, streamline, streamlining, streamlined, streamlines, sort, sorting, sorted, ballot, mail-in-voting, mail-in-vote, mail-in-votes, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, the donald, rig, rigs, rigging, rigged, election, elections, 2020 election, vote, votes, voting, voted, ballot, ballots, mail-in-ballot, cheat, cheats, the republicans, gop, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheated, cutting fund, cutting funds, biden, joe biden, the dems, fund, funding, funded, funds, post service"We need to eliminate the middleman."
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eliminate the middleman, middleman, middlemen, redundant, redundancy, down-sixing, downsize, layoff, lay-off, job, jobs, workers, worker, employer, employment, downsizing, layoffs, streamline, process, management, work, business'We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff we employed to improve efficiency.'
'Due to corporate cutbacks, we're all going to have to sacrifice. Which is why I'm only playing 9 holes today.'
'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'
'In order to cut down on clerical errors, I've bought in an expert.'
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clerical, clerical errors, clerical staff, copying, writing, error, errors, typo, religion, business, experts, cleric, priest, religious, leader, expertly trained, christianity, misunderstanding, misunderstand, confusion, teaching, teacher, staff, rectifying, cutting down, rectify, improving, business, strategy, streamline, accuracy'This new software is super cool. It will cut my workload in half, so I bought two!'
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software, workload, workloads, office job, office jobs, laziness, computers, cool software, working fast, work fast, streamline, streamlining, getting the job done, lazy workers, smart people, laptops, computers, organisation, organising, organizing, quick software, uploading, mounting programs"I asked you for ideas on how we can streamline the workforce Penswick. I hope for your sake this isn't one of them."
"I've been trying to sack Jenkins, but I can't find him."
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office, work, big office, huge office, large office, large offices, large room, large rooms, sack, sacked, sacks, fire, fires, fired, firing, job loss, downsize, downsized, downsizing, cut, cuts, cost cuts, cost cutting, streamlining, streamline'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'
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sock puppet, sock puppets, puppet, puppets, sock, socks, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, merge, merges, merging, merged, merger, mergers, streamline, streamlines, streamlining, streamlined, change, changes, changing, changed, procedure, procedures'I'm decluttering my career portfolio.'
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portfolio, portfolios, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, new job, new jobs, job, jobs, job application, job applications, cv, resume, resumes, declutter, decluttering, tidy, tidying, tidied, tidies, clean, cleaning, streamline, streamlines'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'
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endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, bird, birds, fire, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, downsize, downsizing, downsized, cost cutting, cost cuts, streamline, streamlining"I hope you won't take this down-sizing too personally, Bedford."
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downsize, downsizing, downsized, downsizes, office, employee, dismissed, employment, job, corporate behavior, corporations, cost-cutting, cutback, laid-off, sacked, fired, streamline, early retirement, get the boot, layoff, workforce shrinkage, terminated, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, redundancy, redundancies"I'm streamlining the company."
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