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'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'
"What do I do? I'm a high stress teacher. I mean a high school teacher."
'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'
'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'
'Not more work. I'm so busy now I can hardly shoot...I mean, think straight.'
'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'
"For your stress test, here's a replay of the stock market in free fall..."
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"This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over."
"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."
"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."
"Your blood pressure and anxiety level seem to elevate when you're near your husband. Is there any way you can avoid him for a few years?"
"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."
"You're telling me about stress?"
"The puzzling thing is I'm manic when business is bad and depressive when it's good."
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"I'm afraid all that worrying about what's healthy to eat and drink has sent your cortisol levels sky high."
"You coming out pretty soon, Mom?"
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"You have to slow down and manage your stress level!"
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"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."
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Fighting change causes your stress levels to increase...
'Is this your profit?'
'You say you're not in the Stock Market, not having marital problems, not unemployed...for the life of me, I don't know why you should be so nervous.'
According to a recent study, commuters experience greater stress than fighter pilots...
"Mom is monitoring her stress level, you thrive in a nuturing environment, so why did you assail, bite and maul parts of Mrs Callaghan's face?"
'I don't know why you go to your anger management class, Doreen. You always come home in such a foul mood!'