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'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'
'I am going to test your heart under stress. Listen to what I am shouting. BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS LEGALLY AVOID INCOME TAX.'
'I found a way to give patients a stress test while they carry files to the ninth floor for me.'
'Your taxes will be raised!'
"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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'I'm conducting my own stress test!'
For your stress test, just log on to your 401k.
Stress Testing Banks.
'I don't think we have to ask how our bank's stress test is going.'
Low Tech Stress Test: 'To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in your school.'
Bank Stress Test
"For your stress test, I'm going to turn on the news..."
'I guess this bank stress test is harder than I've thought...'
"Fred's bummed, he passed his stress test, his bank didn't."
"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"
"For your stress test, here's a replay of the stock market in free fall..."
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"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."
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"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."
"Now for yout stress test."
'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer off the high diving board.'
"This isn't any better than a treadmill stress test, but it's a lot more fun for me."
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'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'
"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."
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'The endless forms, the long wait, the cost, problems with your insurance...that WAS the stress test, Mr Phizby.'