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'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'
"Weltschmerz? Is that like the flu?"
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"Just hand-wringing and watching helplessly."
"You're not my husband."
Tags:hard day, hard days, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, long day, long days, wrong house, peace and quiet, worker, workers, working, working life, working lives, domestic scene, domestic scenes, domesticity, employer, work schedule, work schedules, hectic day, hectic days, stress, stressed out, stressing out, home, get home, getting home, wife, wives, husband, husbands, arrive, arrives, arrive home, arrives home, arriving home
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
Tags:stress, stress out, stressed out, stressing out, stressor, stressors, doctor's orders, relax, relaxation, doctor's advice, doctors advice, advice, order, orders, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, medical advice, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, healthy living
Nothing serious, it's just time for a short vacation.
Tags:overworked, overworking, stress, stressed, stressed out, stressing, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, exhausted, exhaustion, the rat race, rat race, daily grind, hearing things, tinnitus, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeak, squeaking, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.
Tags:one man band, one-man bands, conductor, conductors, conducting, musician, musicians, multi-instrumentalist, multi-instrumentalists, credit, take credit, taking credit, hogging credit, boss, bosses, overworked, 1%, elite, elites, populist, populists, populism, overworked, stress, stresses, stressed out
'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'
"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
Tags:office worker, office workers, friday, fridays, cupcake, cupcakes, treat, treats, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, long week, long weeks, work stress, stress, stressing, stressed out, stress, motivation, motivation, tried, tiring, exhaustion, exhausted, long day, long days, overwork, overworked, encouragement, overeat, overeating, indulge, indulgent, indulgence, overindulge, overindulging
'Well, I have to start cleaning the next floor, Mr. Johnson, but good luck with all of your troubles!'
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families
"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
Tags:massages, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, spa, spas, spa day, spa days, spar treatment, spa treatments, overworked, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, stress, stressed, stressed out, tense, tense muscles, breakdown, breakdowns, falling apart, under pressure, modern life, modern expectations
"He's made way too much money for one day."
Tags:designated driver, designated drivers, over the line, stress, stresses, stressed, stressed out, stressing out, make money, makes money, making money, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, doorman, doormen, driver, drivers, alcoholic, too much to drink, drive, drives, help, helps, helping, over the limit, over the legal limit, legal limit, legal limits, upper class, 1%, idle rich
"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."
Tags:all work, no play, makes jack a dull boy, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, employee, employees, overworked, stress, stressed, stressed out, value, values, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, corporation, corporations, corporate logic, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, quality of life, workplace, workplaces
"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, worry, worries, worrying, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stay awake, stays awake, staying awake, overtired, stress, stressed out, freaked out, freaking out, calm, calm down, calming down, sleepy, late night, late nights
"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."
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'And this is the only performance indicator that's moving up. Unfortunately, it's my blood pressure.'
'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'
"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, therpaists couch, therapist's couch, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stress, stressed out, anxiety, anxious, bad patient, bad patients
'Try these relaxation methods. If they don't work, I'll prescribe a tranquilizer dart.'
'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'
Deal we must.
Tags:anxious, anxiety, nervous, nervousness, panic, panicked, stress, stresses, stressed, stressed out, overwork, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, pressure, pressures, under pressure, modern expectation, modern expectations, modern pressure, modern pressures, everyday pressures, deal we must, mental health, mental health issues, mental health issues