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'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'
45% of GPs Ignore Nice Hypertension Guide.
I'm overworked and nervous. I went to my doctor, to get a prescription to calm me down, and he sent me to you.
"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."
'It says, 'Take on step at a time.' Wait a second, that can't be right.'
'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).
'Ralph,you've got to relax.'
"She's late for her stress management course."
"I agree with simplifying our lives, but maybe we've gone too far."
"Your blood pressure is completely normal. Are you sure you're married with children?"
"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'
'I'm a ll for trying new techniques...And Tai Chi might be of some use as part of an anger management programme.'
"Dude. You seem tense."
'I'm just tired of always living on the edge.'
"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."
"Although 60 is the new 40, for some people 40 is the new 60."
'Your Ebola test came back negative, but your stress ulcer needs treatment.'
'I joined a relaxation program, to help me overcome my type A behavior. Damit! I'm going to be the best, most relaxed, one in the group.'
"He was on a roll up to this point."
"Well, the diagnosis is you're an insomniac, but you shouldn't lose any sleep over it."
"You need to reduce the stress. You live a very unhealthy lifestyle!"
"We're looking for someone who has room for more stress in their life."
"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"