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"Don't say it – I'll clean out my desk."
"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"
I always strike out on blind dates
Strike, Strike, Strike, You're Out.
Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.
'Don't be nervous, Connor. Dig in at the plate, keep your eye on the ball, swing level...and if you strike out, just throw your helmet and blame it all on the ump.'
Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.
'The fact that I'm not a telemarketer hasn't stopped women from putting me on their 'Do Not Call' list.'
'I hate it when someone paid less than I am strikes out.'
"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"
Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.
Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'
Fun at the bowling alley.
'Well I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink.'
"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."