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"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"
Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.
'The fact that I'm not a telemarketer hasn't stopped women from putting me on their 'Do Not Call' list.'
"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"