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"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"
"Beat it loser!"
I always strike out on blind dates
'This relationship just isn't working. I'm out.'
Jason regretted his decision to leave the team to pursue a solo career in basketball.
Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.
Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.
'The fact that I'm not a telemarketer hasn't stopped women from putting me on their 'Do Not Call' list.'
'It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family when the time came for the children to strike out on their own.'
'I hate it when someone paid less than I am strikes out.'
"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"
"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."
"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."