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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'
"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
Tags:stroke, strokes, risk, risks, medical risk, medical risks, glare, glares, glaring, frown, frowns, negative, negatives, negativity, negative outlook, deflect, deflects, risk factor, risk factors, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, blame, blames, doghouse, in the doghouse, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty
Tags:stroke, strokes, stroking, stroked, boat, boating, boats, race, races, racing, raced, boat race, boat racing, boat racer, boat racers, racer, racers, heart attack, attacked, attacks, attacking, team, teams, team mates, team mate, teammate, teammates, boating team, row, rowing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, health, fitness, prevention, heart attack, heart attacks, stroke, strokes, aspirin, blood thinner, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, medical, non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, nsaid, nsaids, heart health, doctor, doctors
'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, predict, predicts, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, obese, obesity, fat, fats, gut, guts, tummy, tummies, feeling, feeling, tough, difficult, hard, shot, shots, stroke, strokes, target, targets, close to home
Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.
'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'
The Cheese Stroker: Gentle on cheese!"
"I like it just as much when HE rubs my belly."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, petting, petted, rub, rubs, rubbing, belly, bellies, belly rub, belly rubs, stroke, strokes, stroking, owner, owners, dog owner, dog owners, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, he, male, males, question, questions, questioning, discover, discovers, discovering, lgbtq, like, likes, enjoy, affection, affectionate, signs of affection
Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.
'Does he bite?' - 'No, he swallows things whole.'
"When he was yelling stroke, stroke, stroke...I just thought he was counting!"
'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'
"The speaker was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. Apparently, he has an opportunity with high blood pressure."
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...
"Nothing in here about earthquakes. Your ball moved so there's a penalty stroke."
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, links, putt, putts, putting, difficult lie, difficult lies, penalty, penalties, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, golf ball, golf balls, earthquake, earthquakes, rule, rules, rulebook, rulebooks, rule book, rule books, strict adherence, strictly adhere, strictly adheres, stroke, strokes, technicality, technicalities
'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'
"Dude, right off the edge of the cat. That'll cost you a stroke for sure."
'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'
'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'